Social dick

A social dick is someone who keeps killing everyone’s vibe in a social setting, this can be cause by them always needing to be right or causing problems with everyone by aggravating or annoying everyone.

You: “I can’t stand Tyler he always feels like he has to be right.”
Me: “yeah he’s a social dick.”

by Quacobs October 4, 2020

social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.

My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.

by simsam069 September 1, 2023

Social Marketplace

A social marketplace is a social media platform that implements a marketplace to allow users to buy and sell content through a storefront hosted on the user's social media profile page. An eBook sell can set up his shop on twitter and sell his content to followers who browse his shop.

Term coined by iconia.

Bitclout could implement a social marketplace to become the first decentralized version.

by Iconia May 1, 2021

Social Accessory

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.

Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.

by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013

Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you

Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.

by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023

Social Wasp

A individual that needs to be a part of every conversation and causes pain to the other members in the discussion. Also known as an attention seeker and won't shut up.

Here comes the social wasp to hurt our conversation and mood. Let's run.

by SnowWings February 18, 2020