shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Smittied

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

shitty kid

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship

ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again

by 4u2 April 19, 2018

Skitty's law

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.

Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit

by rjharringotn September 15, 2017