When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
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The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
by AdamOpp January 30, 2010
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guy one: dude, you just dropped your good tasting stuff
guy two: aww crap, butter move fast to make the five second rule. This stuff sure isnt good enough for a ten-er or a 15-er.
guy two: aww crap, butter move fast to make the five second rule. This stuff sure isnt good enough for a ten-er or a 15-er.
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megan lets go and do doggy style you look so good in those pants. while in the act " oh my god carrie you feel so good" damn it 8 second rodeo here we go...
by rofaao October 9, 2008
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