Wu-tang Sandwich

The holy grail of poor college kid breakfasts. Apple butter slathered between 2 microwaved waffles. Variations can be made adding anything else that can be found in the pantry/fridge (ex. Ice cream.)

Yo' Jew Nose, make me up a Wu-tang sandwich. That shit's the balls and the taint.

by Da Jew Nose January 14, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by N331 May 28, 2008

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

Satan sandwich

Dressing up a succesful right-wing hostage-taking situation as an act of political compromise.

This debt ceiling agreement is a real sugar-coated satan sandwich!

by Afrofuturist August 2, 2011

vegimite sandwich

Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Down under”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Bruce gave me the best vegimite sandwich I've ever had.

by Mattinho August 4, 2006

crab sandwich

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

by lloyd April 28, 2004