Russian Stromboli

When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.

"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."

by Bad Angel September 22, 2019

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020

Russian Oatmeal

This one gets tricky..

You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.

You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!

Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!

by SlightRacism April 6, 2020

russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020