robert

If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go

robert is someone to praise

by Jeeryb November 4, 2021

Robert

So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.

Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2022

Bitch Robbed

When a person, usually a douchebag, forcefully takes away the girl you have been grinding with. This is more common at parties and concerts where there are less girls.

Josh was grinding with Stacy until a guy wearing a wife-beater pulled him away and started dancing with Stacy. Josh later told his friend about getting Bitch Robbed

by Dark69 January 28, 2013

James Robert Gregory

A drug addict, dumbfuck, piece of shit, controlling, asswipe, spawn of Satan, sack of lowlife shit, and an abusive fuckboi.

James Robert Gregory is such an asshole.

by Dicknozzle November 5, 2017

Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask

Last night Anderson made me a bank robber

by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017

Andrew Robens

The silliest dude around. He’s super funny and he is one of the nicest people you’ll meet. He’s also a sexy beast and a total lady killer that gets mad pussy.

Andrew robens is a chad

by Thejackthatsmilesback September 15, 2019

kibbe robbery

Its the deffinition of a sexy robbery. When you pull of a robbery perfectly, its a kibbe robbery. In simple terms Kibbe robbery ist when a handsome guy jumps in your window and fucking slaps his dick in your momas face.

Guy: What the fuck are you doing??
Robber: I just pulled of a perfect robbery!
Guy: Oh, so you did a Kibbe robbery?
Robber: Yes.

by SkrtMoment May 4, 2021