voodoo ranger

When a miner used to Coors light hits some high qual IPA

“Dad came ova ta cook some Prime - he got sauced on the Voodoo Ranger”

by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Glasgow Rangers

A fanbase based on the hate of all things Irish, Catholic and green.

Glasgow Rangers Scotland's Shame

by AG3470 May 19, 2024

Free Range Fart

Obnoxiously and loudly passing gas indoors around others or in other inappropriate situations as if one is outdoors by oneself.

He shockingly released a Free Range Fart right at the dinner table.

by Oscar & Stella July 1, 2024

Ford Rangering

When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.

You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up

Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!

by Teamswampass February 13, 2024

Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024