Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible

Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.

by Adude72 December 9, 2008

reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.

A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.

by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005

Reading Rainbow

When your doing a chick in a dark room, and a car goes by and lights it up. You realize that the bitch is butt ugly and jump over the bed and book it.

Chris:"Dude, you know hot Jackie?"

Joe: "Yeah."

Chris: "I had to pull a reading rainbow on her, she's an ugly shit"

by Thartperson December 20, 2008

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008