Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

by autumnnips May 4, 2014

chalk roach

the portion of chalk that remains that is virtually impossible to write with

Dr. Ray hurled the chalk roach at the garbage can, and picked up another piece that he could write with.

by wtf_this_is_a_good_enough_name April 9, 2008

C-road

An east-London term that is used to define a road that houses "cunts". It was originally founded in a Secondary school, however the usage of "C-road" has expanded into the majority of the east-London area.

This term is mainly used in an offensive manner by rival road or gang members to one another.

Nah man, this is a fucking C-road.

by H road July 17, 2011

curvature road

the vulva; a woman's genitals

pussy vagina cunt twat beaver box cooter muff vag cooch gash sex

"and then he (or she) went down, down the curvature road...."

by wellididwarnu June 14, 2016

County Road 409

Anal Sex with a female

I can’t wait to date Stefani, I heard she will let you take her down County Road 409.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

rocky road

a rectum full of pooh - appreciated by some people who enjoy anal sex

"he groaned as he rode the rocky road"

by Spycho August 4, 2003