purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.

Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!

by randomherochris December 21, 2008

purple drink

A purple colored alcoholic beverage.

I 'm going to drink my purple drink and get drunk.

by d0nkey brainz August 30, 2017

Purple Rihno

Slang for fake ecstasy. Often used by people selling their anti-depressants or vitamins to the tools at school.

Guy 1: Hey man you got any ecstasy?
Guy 2: Yah brah, its purple rihno.

Guy 1: Sound hardcore! I'm gonna get f'd up tonight!
Guy 2: You sure are pal!

by HotCakeLover May 31, 2010

Purple Ambush

When a black man tries to have anal sex with you without your permission.

I was walking down the road and dropped a quarter, when i bent down to get it, a black man purple ambushed me!

by I nevah' knew my fathaaaa" December 20, 2010

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne)

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.

Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011

Purple Lips

The result of your sexual partner getting you aroused then stopping pleasure.

I got purple lips when my boyfriend went down on me then stopped before I came.

by SmartRissy August 3, 2016

purple faggot

1. A faggot that is to be known as gay but doesn't want to admit it.

2. A fun word 2 say 10 times fast

3. A gay guy who likes purple.

4. The dildo on saints row 3

you are a purple faggot, deal with it

by terr ukkiler January 11, 2017