love pump

A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump

by Jamie Rae January 24, 2005

Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse December 25, 2007

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

by NASS trio September 2, 2023

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

Pumped full of lead

To be killed with any type of firearm (except a hunting rifle), with multiple bullets to the body.

Since bullets are made of lead, the phrase pumped full of lead makes sense no? And besides, learn what it means snitches get stiches the easy way, I.e not by being pumped full of lead.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021