The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

by Wincensnort April 29, 2010

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

Beer Pressure

when you go into a beer specialty store to buy domestic beer but feel pressured to pick up an IPA to feel cool

Today at the beer store in Portland I wanted Sam Adams but was feeling the beer pressure from the guy behind the counter so I grabbed an IPA to feel cool

by Blonde#1 October 24, 2015

curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

by arielsingh June 4, 2017

Long Press

To provide another level of detail on a particular topic

Let m’s take a long press on this topic

by Long press dude May 6, 2018

Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

by UncleNinz December 12, 2018