Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.

Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"

by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016

Piggy-Power

A term to describe a group of fat people doing something productive. For example, a group of piggy-powered people could be running a campaign to stop selling high-fat butter.

Wow, those piggy-powered fucks are trying to get fit.

by The Hink-Finker March 28, 2017

Unlimited Power Stroke

When you have a stroke because you are so overwhelmed by your phone battery being at a full 100%.

Guy 1:How'd he die?
Guy 2: Poor bastard had an unlimited power stroke.

by Horrorfreak78 December 3, 2017

posiedons powder

Cocaine

I got posiedons powder for the low low

by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019

Solar Power

“Solar Power” is the first single and title track from New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde’s third studio album. Unexpectedly released in 2021 after her nearly 4 year long break, the music video for Solar Power gained over 3 million views in just 24 hours without practically any significant promotion from Lorde or her label. The carefree vibe of the song along with the theme of self-love and letting go of your past's burdens is a call for using nature to escape the chaos and stress of everyday life.

Oh my Lorde, she's finally back. And with Solar Power.

by MelodramaticMoose June 12, 2021

Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009