Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

juan potato

Mom spaghetti

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah

by KetchupGuy101 February 6, 2014

mexican hot potato

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.

A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!

by Steven-O December 24, 2008

Blunt Hot Potato

When on a blunt ride and an authority figure pulls up behind the car. The person the blunt lands on when the lights come on eats the blunt.

Yo where did that car come from?!" "I dont know man, blunt hot potato is in effect.

by fleury29 July 23, 2010

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004

potatoes

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.

Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest

by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005