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Evangi-porn

Noun. The invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of sexual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.
Why do hot Mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored Facebook ads? I wish Mormon.org would put their evangi-porn elsewhere.
by natedawgfromsatx October 30, 2011
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Stereotype Porn

Reality TV shows that are often edited and scripted in a way to play into the preconceived notions of the viewer on working class people, giving them hallow viewing pleasure at the expense of others.
Oh man, did you see those dumb people on Honey Boo Boo/Jersey Shore/ Real Housewives of Atlanta? Watching that Stereotype Porn somehow made my own socioeconomic standing/loneliness/stupidity feel better.
by A^J May 13, 2013
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flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.
My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!
by Sunshyne January 22, 2019
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porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name
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druggie porn

Druggie porn is any picture of any mind-altering substance of a particularly large amount or good quality.

Could also be a movie or book portraying the injesting of such drugs, such as Requiem for a Dream or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Bob: So Jon does coke now...
Suzy: How do you know?
Bob: He was looking at druggie porn on his phone.

Jackie: These are the most gorgeous shrooms I've ever seen...lemme take a picture, I want some druggie porn for reddit.
by 00100001 January 5, 2014
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Porn Buddy

When you watch porn with a friend, and you both masturbate to the same video.
On weekends, me and my porn buddy go to town.
by Jenni Talyeast May 5, 2021
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coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.
That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.
by jubjub bird November 22, 2014
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