Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Poop Bucket

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!

The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.

by thepersoneverybodywantstobe November 24, 2011

poop tag

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement

yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama

by Swillard March 11, 2003

poop willy

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.

Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.

by Maxabillion August 1, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009