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Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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Polishing my crown

Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.
Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization
by Robster51123 November 25, 2024
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Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024
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Polish Kiss

The act of receiving a shot (of liquor) from the mouth of someone else rather than from the shot glass itself, normally without much forewarning.
Hey Marek, let’s get the ladies some tequila shots, polish kiss style
by DoubleYouB July 26, 2023
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Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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Polish Cocktail

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
by JimmyV August 1, 2023
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polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin
I gave jhonny that polish connection last night
by TheBestWhitePerson June 3, 2018
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