Poisonous

Can kill you dead if you eat it

Vev: “It can really kill you dead, poisonous.”
Rin: *Goes to bush*
Vev “ No you don’t hav-“
Rin: *Throws Up*

by magma_gangster September 2, 2019

poisonetta

A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.

The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.

by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020

poisondtea

a very amazing person who deserves the world :3 i would do anything for them to get what they deserve : i hope one day you achieve everything u ever wanted <33

OK: WOAH, whos that on your fyp?!
OK: Oh its poisondtea!!

(OK is a sideways person)

by anonymouspersonulove August 20, 2021

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

poisoncvs

poisoncvs is the gayest person i know.
i love her edits

damn did you see how poisoncvs was so gay today???

by ihateeverything026 March 8, 2022

Poisoned kool-aid

Tucker Carlson type ubiquitous political propaganda

Stop listening to the poisoned kool-aid

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

Poisonivyedits

They may not post much but when they do they're edits are amazing as per usual. Super creative and also just the nicest person ever!! Everyone should have an ivy in their life tbh

"Hey, what are you doing today? got any plans?"
"Oh omw to ignore all my non-existent friends just so I can text ivy for the day"

"Guys everyone stop what your doing, poisonivyedits just posted, this wont happen for another few weeks!!"

by dpsvids April 24, 2022