take the pipe

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

by grovemeister January 7, 2009

pipe

A device used to smoke weed with.

Hey are we gonna use the pipe or the bong this time?

by KF February 23, 2004

pipesmoker

1)A Lady who very much likes to give head

2)Mildly insulting reference to the female of the species homosapiens

1) I spent the night at Sandra's house - had no idea she was such an ace pipesmoker

2) (upon seeing a gathered group of women) 'Fuck me what's this ? a pipesmokers convention ?

by Euromark December 1, 2006

Pay The Piper

bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.

The submissive princess will have to pay the piper with spankings for her disobedience to her master.

by MaddamEve July 31, 2018

Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006