Philanthrophony

A human being with the uncanny ability to create personal identity with the hottest news topic of the day within 2 relationships in order to gain perceived social value in the context of a Facebook debate, social discussion, or blog in order to hi jack the thread.

EXAMPLE 1: You know this pacifist in my class that disagrees with Iraq says his uncle that he never knew as a Navy SEAL and was killed in Vietnam. I checked out his story and it wasn't true. What a philanthrophony.

EXAMPLE 2: (Man1) HEY MAN, ALL THESE GUN CONTROL LAWS SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO DISARM AMERICANS. (Phony) WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, MY NIECE WAS SHOT IN SANDY HOOK! (Man1) I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. LOONIES WITH GUNS ARE THE ISSUE. I'M HAPPY I BOUGHT MY GLOCK AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT. SAY HOW COME YOUR FACEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF YOUR NIECE ON IT? (Phony) WELL, I NEVER REALLY KNEW HER THAT WELL, AND DON'T TALK TO THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY. (Man1) GEEZ YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT OF A PHILANTHROPHONY.

by San Diego Kbomb June 20, 2014

phil colins

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

by Mufflon July 10, 2014

Philanthrofecist

A person who seeks to promote the welfare of others by the generous donation of their feces all over the floor of worthy establishments.

Wealthy Mr Smith just donated a generous amount of his excrement all over the floor of the inner city Taco Bell. He is a real Philanthrofecist.

by Fartindamouf January 20, 2014

phil gribble

The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.

Did you see Raymond Phil Gribble stacey last night?
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her

by Therealistmotherfuckeralive December 31, 2015

Philanthroworking

Working your ass off at a job overtime only to have to pay more in taxes so welfare mongers and lazy ass people reap the benefits.

I worked 80 hours this week, too bad all my overtime is going to go the taxman so he can hand out EBT cards to the tweakers. Philanthroworking at it's finest.

by RejectKid1981 September 24, 2016

Philanthrocrat

Rich Democrats. Highly educated and affluent, Philanthrocrats strongly support the social safety net and take very liberal positions on virtually all issues. Most say they always vote Democratic and they are unflagging supporters of Barack Obama. Philanthrocrats are very optimistic about the nation’s future and are the most likely to say that America’s success is linked to its ability to change, rather than its reliance on long-standing principles. On foreign policy, Philanthrocrats are overwhelmingly believe that good diplomacy – rather than military strength – is the best way to ensure peace.

Everyone that likes Bernie Sanders are poor college students. The majority of people that like Hillary Clinton are rich/affluent or middle class democratics, they are such Philanthrocrats.

by benjiy1197 June 17, 2016