Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024

Perskins

the chips that are made from the cut foreskins of circumcised children and sold for consumption (recycling!)

Person 1: oh yeah we do actually have Perskins. i forgot.
Person 2: Perskins? Yuck, villain. Never would I darken the door frame of my mouth with such vile and dirty morsels such as "the Perskins" You keep nasty chips.
Person 1: Alright then, I'll just put them back.
Person 2: I'll take 5.
Person 1: Ker-ching.

by Doxii October 12, 2024

perkynating

"perkynating" is when you purposfully rage quit/ leave and theen rejoin for the purpose of reseting your k/d ration after getting "smoked" , usually done multiple times per session

"bro stop perkynating and get some balls"
"i love perkynating!"

by OnionBolion November 17, 2024

Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.

I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.

by DeezyRex November 23, 2024

Perting

When a woman is getting Eiffel Towered and once the two men are about to cum they both pull out and the same time. A woman standing close by who is on her period scoops up the two men’s cum with a spoon and mixes her urine, period blood, and the cum in a cup and drinks it.

On Tuesday we decided to go Perting, Martha was the one getting Eiffel Towered and Cassidy who was on her period drank it.

by Plebeian Body January 5, 2025

Pecking

Sucking a mans nipples until the skittle flavoured discharge comes out.

The woman enjoys pecking her husband before sex.

by crunchiemuchietoastieboasty22 February 16, 2025