perionoia

The kind of paranoia one experiences on their period.

I'll forgive you for your perionoia

by Lovisini March 16, 2021

Perf

Something that is absolutely perfect. A response that is perf should make the recipient so sure of themselves that they break out in dance and song. It’s always amazing someone says that a plan or even an outfit is perf than you should know that you got that shit done and done well.

Tom: Ahhhhhhhh your outfit is perf.

Paula: Really? Do you wanna make out?

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

PerquwaplyxyzE

The definition so far is Created by Maria and Jessifurrr this refers to an evil pen of the unspoken colour that overrides tippex. It now lies buried under a tree in a top secret destination. RIP PerquwaplyxyzE.

PerquwaplyxyzE is an object.

by Jessifurrr August 18, 2022

Person -1

The forgotten person. Person 1 took their fame and it's time to end this war.

Person 1: W-who are you...?
Person 2: You know him?
Person -1: You... Took... EVERYTHING.
Person 0: And we are trying to gain it back.

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022

Perrau Effect

The sudden urge to cry and punch a hole in the wall.

Wow, that's a classic case of the Perrau Effect.

by Tomothi October 25, 2023

The Perch

To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

****CAUTION!!!!!*****
TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.

Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.

Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.

by Joric La Cox August 4, 2007