Pedigowned

Having been corrected, outsmarted or just plain owned by Brandon Pedigo, the music theory teacher at PESH.

Dustin tried writing a IV7 chord in the key of C, but wrote it F-A-C-F. He was soon Pedigowned while Mr. Pedigo corrected the chord.

by Wolf 845 November 2, 2011

Peddipanni

A man in his late 20's who loves girls in their early teens. Enjoys water bed romps with the youngsters.

Cougar: "oh man I wish I could get me a peddipanni!" Peddipanni; "sorry 10 years too late, can't touch this na na boo boo"

by babydrea11 November 5, 2011

pedimarijuanitis

A foot condition where one's feet smells similarly to marijuana.

Can also be used as an explanation to one's parents as to why your room smells of weed.

Dad: "Kate, what's that smell?"
Kate: "Oh dad, thats just my shoes! You know about my foot odor. (Pedimarijuanitis tho!)"

by pineapples339 September 11, 2011

Pedestialion

Pedestialion: A raised column made of marble combined with a fancy sounding Italian suffix used to describe people who identify themselves as above others just because of their possessions and extravagant lifestyle.

Pronunciation: "Pede sta leon"

Waiter: Hi, My name is Jim, I will be your waiter today. Can I bring you anything?

Morgane: Yes, can you retrieve me an elegant bowl of the finest soup made by a trained chef.

Middle American Friend: (Looking incredulously)....You serious bitch? This is Panera, you are Pedestialion.

by Medici89 September 26, 2011

Pedoshark

Someone who seeks to enjoy the fishbait you catch on the ocean waves of the interwebz, being lead on by the so-called jail bait that you assume are of legal age of consent. Then you get lied to and find out you're the gullible moron who fell prey to people who act like undercover cops and/or trolls posing as underaged teens or preteens, you get hooked line and sinked into the trap.

If you're too stupid to figure that out then you're taking a huge risk to pursue jailbait booty from a fake person with a fake picture and profile of someone who looks like they're 18, but happens to be law enforcement undercover or a troll. Then you may be the next pedoshark to end up on the shark fin soup menu.

Underaged Girl: Hey thurr handsome!

Old fart: Do you like popsicles? I fetch you one, you look purrdy, are you 18 yrs old yet?

Underaged Girl Decoy: I swear I'm 18, but don't call me jailbait, because I'm really a 16 yr old decoy and an undercover cop exposing pedosharks like you!

Random Troll: Hahahahaha you loser, get your pervert ass in jail!

Old fart: Fuck, I got hooked line and sinked! Shit...my fins!

by TheBoyInTheHood February 23, 2013

pedligs

pedligs
Outlines that literally kill your night.
Stands for:

People
Events
Documents
Laws
Ideas
Groups
Supreme Court Cases

(There's only like, 8 Supreme Court Cases in the entire book)

"Hey, what was our US History homework?"
"Pedligs. What else!"

"Hey, you wanna chill tonight?"
"Can't, got pedligs to do."

by A Frustrated Junior October 3, 2013