love pump

A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump

by Jamie Rae January 24, 2005

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Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by shoebarndoghorse December 25, 2007

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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

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Pumped full of lead

To be killed with any type of firearm (except a hunting rifle), with multiple bullets to the body.

Since bullets are made of lead, the phrase pumped full of lead makes sense no? And besides, learn what it means snitches get stiches the easy way, I.e not by being pumped full of lead.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

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