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Penguin Circle Jerk

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!
by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017
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Penced

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.
by UA2 January 7, 2021
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Penis Fart

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Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.
-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.
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testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.
Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!
by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007
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Jamin's Penis

The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.
Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?
by JtheAsian November 14, 2014
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