Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Peanut Butter and Bitches

A word used when frustrated or angry.

"Hey Bob, someone stole yo dank."
"Aww Peanut Butter and Bitches!"

by Andr4w October 12, 2015

peanutized

To have been violated by a single or multiple peanuts in a sexual manner

Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.

by Dominazn November 6, 2015

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder

The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot

by R H milkman January 14, 2016

peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

by Bipplerunny January 20, 2016

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016