still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

The Pink Whale Challenge

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.

Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

Giorno's Piano

A piano piece that will play when your about to get fucked up

bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death

by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019

Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

by tomasina August 20, 2012

Pi Male

Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.

"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."

by KTelos May 31, 2021

punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018