Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
by Nope not me October 18, 2018
Get the Smashed one outmug. Not minecraft, not Smash bros. It's SUPER SMASH FLASH!!! The one game that you dont have to pay money for, and is fun!!! If you think this is advertising, then you're a real kid that knows the game!! Share it with youre friends so they dont pay for Smash like an idiot or get some dollar tree Bop it! Schoove on some kids for no reason online or against your friends offline. No Friends? Then get one, you lowly scum!
by GetStraightBlasted February 17, 2021
Get the Super Smash Flashmug. When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.
by Kushmasta December 3, 2018
Get the Not To Smash Your Chickenmug. by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018
Get the smash my grapesmug. 1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023
Get the Keyboard smash/Keysmashmug. The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.
by TTDAMD October 20, 2018
Get the Double detroit smashmug. by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011
Get the Smash From The Pastmug.