“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”
by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 06, 2023
While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
by fatmexxx May 29, 2018
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by himalayadude22222 April 04, 2018
Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
by PeterThePloppingPiper February 25, 2015
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
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