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Water Nazi

When an owner of a home has a septic tank and makes you moniter your water VERY closely, limits your shower time to 2 minutes, keeps laundrey and dishes piled up hoping for the rare chance they clean themselves

Also lives pertinaciously by the phrase, "If it's brown flush it down if it's yellow keep it mellow"
Mike: Did you see Kathy's house
Joe: Oh I know it was a pigsty
Mike: I wish she would flush her toilets, clean her dishes, and do some laundry
Joe: If only she didn't have a septic tank
Mike: I know it makes her such a water nazi
by qitlookn@m3 March 27, 2009
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Number Nazi

A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.
Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?

Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!

Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!

Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.

Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.
by ting ting lover November 25, 2009
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phone nazi

A guy that walks around the gym in dolphins looking for cell phone users.
Hey "girls get off that cell phone and burn 350 calories"cuz I'm the phone nazi!
by Lynn James March 19, 2008
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Pot Nazi

A stoner who only smokes hydro, kind bud, exotics, or the more expensive weed. In order to be considered a true Pot Nazi, you must turn down any schwag or lower quality pot offered to you.
you: Hey man, wanna hit this?

me: No, I only smoke pot that was grown in Canada, Cali, or Europe. I never smoke anything grown outdoors or south of the border.

you: Fuck you, you fuckin' Pot Nazi
by smith2012 October 12, 2009
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ROTC Nazi

Term used for ROTC people.
Dam that ROTC nazi is really into this army thing.
by dave55 June 11, 2006
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Soup Nazi

In the days of World War II, Adolf Hitler had a personal chef which made him soup on a daily basis. But his soup was no ordinary soup, it had special minerals only known to the Nazi war machine given to the SS which gave them enhanced senses, strength, and immunity's to diseases.

During the final days of the war, the Reichstag was being invaded and the Soup Nazi's immortality recipe could not be made and Hitler was running out of time. There was only one thing to do: commit suicide. In doing so, Hitler decided he would want one more final soup in the world of the living. In so, the Soup Nazi put poisons that would kill Adolf five minutes after eating.

Giving him his bowl of soup, the Soup Nazi and Hitler said their farewells and parted. The Soup Nazi then went to America. But his recipes were left in Germany and were burned during a fire. He had to recreate them all and decided make it to where there was mind-control properties in them so he would be the new Fuhrer of the Nazi regime. He started his new business in New York.

In the year 1995 he opened his business and was well known to a man named Newman. Although one day his business was almost compromised when one of the chefs there walked in his room and saw the Nazi banners and a picture of Adolf Hitler. The Soup Nazi pulled out a pistol the Nazi's used and shot the chef repeatadly shot and was quickly disposed of in a "special soup." The only complaint he received was an FBI agent tasted lead and a bullet floated within the soup, but died of lead poisoning shortly after and no suspicians were raised.

Eventually, the man Newman spread the Soup Nazi's words of his soup around his apartment. Everything was going as planned until a woman named Elaine managed to get his recipes and expose them to the world. In a last attempt, he sold the last of his soup to the general population. Getting his recipes back, he flew to Argentina.

Now every day, as long as he lives, he lies awake at night, thinking about one thing and one thing only, Elaine.

As of 2009, Argentina citizens have reported sighting of over 200 neo-Nazi's in an abandoned factory.
The Soup Nazi will be the second Fuhrer and Dick Cheney will replace Heinrich Himmler in the history books.
by General Radec August 9, 2009
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