SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.

Instead of typing LOL or LMAO, I'm just going to start typing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped). It's a lot more accurate...

by I Don'tKnowYou, youDon'tKnowMe June 9, 2020

Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.

Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”

by uɐǝq October 13, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

Salt Slug

A white bitch ass nigga

Look at that salt slug ova there, what he talking bout.

by DaREALman27 July 22, 2021

salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022