Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

by VTG September 2, 2012

succulence hand

the motion of opening your hand outward from your mouth and making a kiss-like sound when describing eating something tasty

that burrito was SO amazing...(perform succulence hand)

by rianbrob March 12, 2018

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

moth hands

when you shake your hand left and right really fast in a dimly lit area and your hand looks like moths wings

Last night in the parking lot I was mesmerized by my moth hands

by ellie-nor December 21, 2016