Fake news

CNN

Guy 1:Hey did you see the news? CNN said USA is racist

Guy 2: CNN is fake news

by Heyyouboii September 11, 2020

Herm News

Fake News

This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?

by Burner Account September 16, 2020

Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it

This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Sophia Newborough

Sophia is amazing, pretty, cute and kind she is always there for you and most likely is older than you she is born in February.love her always she is amazing

Sophia Newborough is amazing love you

by Hibitchyouramazing October 2, 2020

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Zombie news-corp

When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.

all the news in this country has become a zombie news-corp, I may as well stop paying attention.

by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020