my morning jacket

A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.

I first saw My Morning Jacket on Conan O'brien.

by Hydroman July 11, 2006

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

suck my dick

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

Girl Of My Dreams

The one girl in which you'd do anything just to be with her. The girl in which you'd never think of cheating on. The one girl in which you'd do nothing to harm her or let her be harmed, . Someone, in your eyes, looks like an angel who came down from Heaven.

Ted: Whoa, there she is, Emily Maxwell. (glazed look in his eyes).

Jay: What's so special about her?

Ted: What's not special about her? She's the Girl Of My Dreams, the one I would do anything just to be with her. I would never dream of cheating on her. Emily looks like an angel that came down from Heaven.

Jay: That's deep bro.

by dreamer_man June 20, 2011

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

on my momma

to swear on the grave of one's mother

Put it on sumthin man.

On errthang
On my momma, cuz!

by Jim Rawlings December 7, 2006

handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

by stonie man March 10, 2011