Monster

A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.

Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).

by monsterluver March 29, 2009

cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.

My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.

by Madame Mame March 23, 2011

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

Vaj Monster

The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.

HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!

by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009

Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 2, 2010