merfing

A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog

A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to express a want.

by Jennifer McCabe September 28, 2006

t'morning

the time in the day between night and morning (usually between 2 and 5am) that can only be reached when one has stayed up all night

Wow, I drank too much coffee, I'm going to be up until t'morning!

by AET June 5, 2005

morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.

1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"

by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008

Morning Glory

To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.

"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."

by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014

son of the morning

This is one of the many names for Satan. In the bible Isaiah 14:12 he says, "How have you fallen from heaven, O alight-bringer and daystar, SON OF THE MORNING!" This name was popularized because of a song called lucifer on the Jay'Z black album used it in the hook.

"Lucifer SON OF THE MORNING, i'm gonna chase you out of earth"
Jay-Z's "Lucifer"

by DMH79 June 5, 2005

morning wood

Morning Wood is when a guy gets a boner in the morning. ;) it happens because guys are horny phucks.

he got a morning woody because he's a horny phuck that needs to get laiiid.

by phuckphuck September 23, 2010