Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

where the monster at?

1, 2, 3, 4

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 27, 2023

Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”

by 111-… March 3, 2022

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

shart monster

chase

you look like a shart monster

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 20, 2022