Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

Mickey D's

McDonald's

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010