The Last Mile

(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)

*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away

by derpdederp101 June 10, 2011

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I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.

Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

by dappad May 10, 2010

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milesburg

A place where all they do is fuck they're siblings and hunt and try to have an education, it's worth as much as my Pubic hairs! Bald eagle kids act like they Hollywood when all they are is shit cousinfuckers

Milesburg is white trash

by Jesus7272 May 29, 2017

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milessexual

being attracted to the fictional character miles fairchild

me: omg i love miles🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
bestie: that's milessexual 😍💋

by milesgf January 8, 2021

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milestone curse

Referring specifically to mcyt Dream (dreamwastaken), the milestone curse is an ongoing joke between Dream stans that every time Dream hits a milestone there is a controversy or drama that happens involving him.

"Yay, Dream 19mil!!"
"But you know what they say about the milestone curse-" *gunshots*

by wibby420 March 4, 2021

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