Michael

Michael is the person that can make anyone laugh at anytime in their life. There could be a death and he would find a way to cheer you up. He's basically the perfect person, his looks are goals literally. His smile could end wars. His laugh, while kind of awkward makes you just want to hug him. You could see yourself with him in 50 years and he would still be making you happy. Everyone wishes that they could have him and if you have him it would be the biggest mistake in your life to let him go. He's so amazing you could right a 5 page essay about how perfect his flaws are, if there were any which there usually isn't. He's the one you would want to keep around for everything and anything for the rest of your life.

The first time I saw MICHAEL, I knew he was going to be special to me

by nhs818 May 21, 2016

Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye

michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.

by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018

Michael

A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.

Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

by Michael2267 October 22, 2019

Michael Jackson

Someone you sorry ass hoes will never be. A person whom everyone hates on because they had never seen a human being with such charismatic ways. He is an eternal force who kept smiling daily despite the lies of James, Wade, Jordan, and Gavin. He was a BLACK man with a skin condition that made him even more insecure on top of you low life suckers. He gave his all to this world and yall treated him like trash, but waited for him to die to tell him you loved him. Suck some nuts. - Sincerely an MJ Fan.

Hater: Michael Jackson bleached his skin
Fan: He had a skin condition and you are a failed abortion

by lordcapalot May 18, 2020

Michael Jordan

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!

Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.

"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 3, 2022