Michael Heflin

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019

Michael Kash

A fuck ass bitch whose sweaty as hell for those fortnite trick clips.

Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"

by Gingerdude130 August 1, 2020

michael ashworth

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude

by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Michael langdon

An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist

I wanna spread my legs for Michael langdon and be like hail saitan

by Surprisebitch November 4, 2018

Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

by OMGiTzBRONO August 8, 2007

Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

by Listat September 7, 2007

The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009