Menstrual cycle leap year

That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.

This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.

Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!

Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.

by Sand-nigger Jesus October 30, 2012

Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.

Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Monster Munch

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo December 14, 2008

brain monster

referring to ones scrotum when squeezed with a fist like motion

i showed my mother the brain monster when she was in the hospital, she was embarrassed when she looked at it

by kinnard February 22, 2008

rock monster

a crack zombie; all they live and fien for is crack rock

rock monsters got their name from their monster-like appetite for crack

by JCarter March 10, 2009