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matthew-sphere

The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.

You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.

The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.
by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013
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matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
by Roburmum June 28, 2018
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matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases
EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS
by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010
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Matthew McConaughey

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor
by MurphQuake February 4, 2014
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Matthew Neyens

Matthew Neyes can be classified as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale
http://www.acheta.de/heimchen/vag2.jpg
Masturbates always to the Heshe entertaining womanized Niggers explicitly yiffing excesive sperm
Matthew Neyens is a whore
by dubble bubble December 14, 2008
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Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap
Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape
by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019
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Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018
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