Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat is a dirty old man.
by Eatoutalexesass February 01, 2018
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Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population
Wow matt king is really losing his butt
by The gay union of America December 17, 2017
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Matt Robertson

I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.

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tities,
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Matt Robertson
by Bob Marley112233 February 23, 2012
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Matt Hay angry

Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)
You better not get on his nerves he’ll get Matt Hay angry
by FlyyMyst27 December 04, 2019
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matt le tiss

I’ll be a minute just nipping for a Matt le Tiss
by Mullac4321 November 23, 2020
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Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit
*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.
by Rwandan genocide September 29, 2017
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Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 06, 2011
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