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MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.
One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.
by Numerati December 10, 2023
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prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.
Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.
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Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives
Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*
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Math

person 1 : i hate u !!
person 2 : u math !!
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Math

M stands for mental
A stand for abuse
T stands for to
H stands for human
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Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.
Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it
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Math

Math is a blessing. Never exclude mathematics from a curricular lesson.
Without "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" Fundamental science would seize to exist and the universe would spontaneously collapse. Always start your children counting with change, NOT dollars. That's why we have A. Lincoln on A CENT, Never toss change!! ROLL IT." LINCOLN, NEBRASKA TREASURE.
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