broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.

“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”

by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024

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french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.

Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.

by 🫓 January 20, 2024

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Jah'Marrion

A super funny guy who is also super cool! Very athletic but can be lazy when they wanna be. Has no chill when you piss him off but Is also very sweet and caring to the people they love. Jah'Marrions get jealous really easily, so don't talk to other men! Jah'Marrions love kids! When you first meet Jah'Marrion he can be very shy, but don't worry he will open up if you let him and don't ignore him. Jah'Marrion is the best person you will meet!

Ex-Man I like Jah'Marrion but he is hella shy
-don't worry girl he is really sweet!
-ooh okay I'll give him a chance!

by You'll never know.... November 20, 2023

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