A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Get the Alberto Martinez mug.If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
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by Eeeeee buddddd March 5, 2020
Get the javid martinez mug.A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise
J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?
L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH
L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH
by Scrapnell July 10, 2020
Get the Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS] mug.some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 8, 2021
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