Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024

Malignant Narcissist

Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."

Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"

Hym "And therefore what?"

Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"

Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"

Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"

Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2023

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Making a stinky

Taking a big ol shit

“I’m making a stinky”

by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023

Maligning

If generational trauma effects the present, why are the Jews doing better than the other people with generational trauma?

Hym "Because we are more militant about preventing people from socially maligning the Jews than we are about preventing people from maligning other groups. And when people get militant about allowing OTHER GROUPS from being socially and economically maligned they're called 'woke' and they're framed as a existential moral threat and further maligned. The main religion of the country is derivative of the Jewish religion by exactly 1 single order of magnitude which makes the derivative groups more likely to cooperate. We also can see the relationship between the Palestinians and Israelis how the Jews treat people with different sets of ideological presuppositions. Artificially impoverished, socially maligned, and subsidiarity. Is there a version of reality where the Palestinians become more economically prosperous than the Jews? Not if the Jews can do anything to stop them. Which they can and will. But that's just one example. Look at Kanye West. The shit he said about the 'Jewish media' was fairly benign. Cancelled. What happens if you say anything about 'Black culture?' If anything it's wrong for the to try and do it because that would be 'cancel culture.' The Jews are treated better and defended more. Just like fat-cocks! It's funny though... All it took was some support for 'non-western ideologies' for the conservatives to turn 'woke' overnight."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

Making friends

Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”

Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.

Ok just as long as you are making friends.

by HUDYURBUDDY January 4, 2024

Making babies

Nigger nigger nigger nigger Nugget I fucked my best freinds and my dad I cumed everywhere 😤 😒 😑 😐 soooo much cumm so you free tonight 😤 and if you want me a gulp and you can I trust u can be my life to me a gay of the best practices for me tp and the team to work with the best team and I will be a great experience and would love my opportunity for a great experience and a look forward for the opportunity to be a part time im gay

Guy1: I'm bout to cum in u

Guy2: so your making babies

Guy3:I'm really gay and sexyyyy cummerbund and your family are very excited to be able to come and look for a place so I will let you have a man is super awesome but it will take the time and I think you will be a great addition for your business to be able to help you out and your family and

by anonymous January 26, 2024