may 2

National waste management day

May 2 is to thank the people who dispose and reuse the waste

by unseenT June 1, 2018

11 may

May 11 it’s national ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you. If she accepts she have a crush on you and you guys should date. But if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you can just slap her ass, and she can’t do nothing about.

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date

Crush: sorry but no you’re my best friend

(Tommy kiss her)
Crush: why you did that
Tommy: it’s 11 may

by Senpai._.Tommy January 31, 2021

Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

by Capsicle July 29, 2016

25th may

the day where everyone gives a piece of gum to someone random and thank them.

here is a piece of gum, thank you.
why?
dude it's the 25th May

by gum giver May 3, 2021

May 10

If it’s your girlfriends birthday, give her a big kiss and hug her as long as you can.

Babe it’s may 10 lemme give you a kiss

by The unknown singer May 4, 2021

May 8th

National give head day

Dude she’s coming over on May 8th. I’m going to go to town

by Billthebest568 May 4, 2022

13th of may

International break a rapist’s bones day

Rapist:OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT
victim: it’s break a rapist’s bones day (aka 13th of may)

by anonymous April 12, 2021