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Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?
by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
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Magic Shot

A Magic Shot is best taken when you are few beers in, just on the verge of a buzz. Shoot the tequila (without salt and lime) and chase immediately with a Jaeger bomb (Purists may argue that you must "drop" the Jeager instead of drinking it pre-mixed, but it really does not matter). After 10 minutes you will jump straight over being buzzed to being drunk.

This shot was created in 2004, in Atlanta, GA because a group of girly men wanted to be more manly and learn to shoot tequila without training wheels (salt and lime). After months (maybe years) of searching for the right way to do it, on one magical night, we found that a Jeager bomb chaser really cleared the palate.

This shot was originally called the "Suicide Shot" and became the "Magic Shot" because of a misunderstanding on a cross country drunk dial. We all liked the new name better.
A Magic Shot is a shot of tequila (without salt and lime) chased immediately by a Jaeger bomb.
by K_man May 29, 2009
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Magic Treehouse

A book series that we all read in elementary school, despite the fact that they weren't that great.
Bailey School Kids is way better than the magic treehouse
by T-Bizzcuit February 25, 2010
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maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.
hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.
by CyberJake August 15, 2005
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magic dragon

To smoke weed/cannabis/a blunt/a zoot/a spliff etc.
Druggy McDrug:'Hey, lets puff the magic dragon and get high'

Wee Dyman:'Is it beef??!!!'

*Druggy McDrug caps Wee*
by E! May 26, 2005
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Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
by Brett Herron November 9, 2008
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